Small Caliber Pistol VS. Bear

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Just in case you meet any bears while out hiking...one MUST be able to protect oneself!

I believe you call this a diversion.....

This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.

What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?
The Beretta Jetfire:

While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today!

Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took…….the bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

It's one of the best pistols in my collection……...
 
Bear's version of events:

So, I was in the woods, doing, well... you know what, when this couple came up the trail. I could hear the girlfriend crabbing and complaining at this poor guy. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore and I charged them, hoping that they would run away and the lady would have something more interesting to talk about. You'll never believe what happened next: the b*tch pulled out this wimpy little like I don't know... 32 cal berretta and SHOT HER OWN FREAKING BOYFRIEND. Now, I could have told you she was one crazy beyotch, but damn. Cold blooded b*tch shot the poor dude in the freaking kneecap. So, I screamed "WHAT THE PHUCK YOU CRAZY B*TCH" but of course it came out as "GROWWWLLL." She ran. He dropped to the ground. Nothing I could do, so I picked up his phone and dialed 911. Then I whispered "Whatever you do, let that crazy b*tch think I ate you. Good luck." Then I bailed before the cops came. What a day.
 
So, based on the stated facts from the bear, it obviously wasn't a female bear protecting her cubs as the girl said. It had to be a male bear......
 
They were talking about bear in Florida, real news , not a joke. It was on national news. My In-laws are in Mt Dora for the winter. Mother in-law had one cross the road while she was walking her dog yesterday.
 
They were talking about bear in Florida, real news , not a joke. It was on national news. My In-laws are in Mt Dora for the winter. Mother in-law had one cross the road while she was walking her dog yesterday.

There's a joke in here somewhere but it would take someone with keen comedic savvy to tease it out
 
But he's still working with his Sensei. Wait till they try to take his salmon the next time........
 
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