PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

I noticed that Trulio handed the whining baby girls a pretty good dose of STFU. I'd buy a decent camera, but from observations, I am afraid that if I do, my dick will fall off, I'll go broke and will drop my pride in a Burger King toilet while using the free Wi-Fi. Although that didn't seem to happen to Pete, so maybe it is something else, not the camera.

Not to mention the craving for Toronto cock!:eek:


:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
So I get a text from a friend asking if I could pick up his brother from the Airport tonight at 9:30, because he will be to drunk to drive by then........The friend who is asking is sitting on the front porch drinking with me .......:bump:
 
So I get a text from a friend asking if I could pick up his brother from the Airport tonight at 9:30, because he will be to drunk to drive by then........The friend who is asking is sitting on the front porch drinking with me .......:bump:

No, that was me.
 
I took a two hour nap, and went and got the poor bastard , being as he was flying in from Sydney Oz and all.
 
The wind is blowing, its cold, my nuts are shriveled, I'm huddled inside a trailer drinking whiskey and quoting asphalt prices to places that are burried in snow and staring at a pic of a bull dolphin that I gaffed yesterday.


Did I mention its FUKING COLD HERE!?
 
Wow, I just noticed Bobcat hasn't posted in this for almost a month...



He must have quit drinking.....:leaving:
 
I hurried to close the last storm shutter while cursing the bitter cold and relentless wind.....all the while thinking " I hope that bitch didn't pour the last of my bourbon down the drain"
 
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