Official Black Thunder owner bashing thread

[endeavor1]

Differences between Women and Men

1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth, and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head, and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the women get their bill, out comes the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, half a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS
Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does.

10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Again, Sofa King true. :iamwithstupid:

 

[endeavor1]

Congrats Paul on having over 20000 posts.

 

[Ratickle]

Congrats Paul on having over 20000 posts.

I didn't even notice.....

The tough part, I have almost as many PM's...

 

[Nevr2nd]

Sofa King true. You should have told her to make the sandwich anyway. :cheers2:

Yeah I like sandwiches.........


And Tacos (pink),


can I say that on here;? LOL.

 

[Ratickle]

Yeah I like sandwiches.........


And Tacos (pink),


can I say that on here;? LOL.

You can say it. There's only one forum to show it though......

 

[endeavor1]

You can say it. There's only one forum to show it though......

Is that the raise your post count thread??? :beatdeadhorse5:

 

[Ratickle]

Is that the raise your post count thread??? :beatdeadhorse5:

Not exactly.....

 

[Ratickle]

It's probably blocked out on your computer. You're too young.....

 

[Nevr2nd]

It's probably blocked out on your computer. You're too young.....

Lmao,

Chris u computer is rated "G".

Say hi to Scooby Doo and Mickey Mouse play house!!

 

[endeavor1]

Lmao,

Chris u computer is rated "G".

Say hi to Scooby Doo and Mickey Mouse play house!!

Oh stop it you big silly goose..... :lurk5:

 

[endeavor1]

It's probably blocked out on your computer. You're too young.....

Grandpa,

Can you unblock my computer so i can play with the big boys.... :lurk5: :driving:

 

[Ratickle]

Grandpa,

Can you unblock my computer so i can play with the big boys.... :lurk5: :driving:

:toetap05::toetap05::toetap05:

 

[endeavor1]

:toetap05::toetap05::toetap05:

:biggrinjester::rofl::sifone:

 

[sweet addiction]

Oh, man. My boat needs some TLC. There would be a lot to bash. I will try and take a couple of new pics this weekend. Currently getting prices to blast trailer, powder coat purple, new wheels, lights, Electric over hydraulic brakes, you name it. Dash make over, seat bases, throttles and windshield frame go to a local shop that can strip power and paint from Aluminum and re powder. My air compressor is up and running so I am going to try and get it wet sanded and buffed out. Maybe I should have just bought a new boat. :biggrinjester:

Jared, post some pics of the new ride! I know it's a BT forum, but our bashing does not discriminate! We make sure to cover all the bases as noted in the previous joke........

 

[John P]

What did you buy?

 

[endeavor1]

What did you buy?

Imco drives and amsoil...... :lurk5: :driving:

 

[John P]

Hey Endeavor I winterized my BT in 3 Hrs, Water, 3 engines, A/C. What were you doing that it took you 2 days?

 

[John P]

While warming the engines up I almost gave in to the idea of dragging it to KW for next week.

 

[Coolerman]

lmfao....... that was ice cold brotha.

 

[Ratickle]

lmfao....... that was ice cold brotha.

:iagree::iagree::iagree:



Spit some coffee......