Earthbound Pet Care

clayinaustin

Charter Member
I will be offering Earthbound Pet Care services for all those pet owners who will be raptured this Saturday.

I just need your house keys and all your money! :party:
 
P.S. This service is only for cat owners.

All dogs have souls and will be raptured. Cats have no souls and will need care and feeding! :p
 
Today is the day of the Rapture! If you are reading this, then you are one of the damned! :eek:

What follows will be earthquakes, floods, deviant sexual behavior... You know, like every summer! :D
 
I'm still here? :huh:



I'm still here!!!!:26:


That puts me on Santa's Naughty List! :reddevil:

We're all still here :hurray:

I feel bad for the people that follow Mr. Camping and his prediction. Some of his followers spent their entire life savings to purchase billboard space and print fliers and now they are completely broke. Guess they figured they couldn't take it with them to heaven.
 
We're all still here :hurray:

I feel bad for the people that follow Mr. Camping and his prediction. Some of his followers spent their entire life savings to purchase billboard space and print fliers and now they are completely broke. Guess they figured they couldn't take it with them to heaven.

It's amazing what people will believe.:(

Look who they elected President........:eek:
 
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