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[Davidmnc]

Must be David


If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Yes



Where does Brooks get this stuff??? :huh:

 

[BBB725]

Yes



Where does Brooks get this stuff??? :huh:

They just bounce around inside my head.


If you played a blank tape at full blast would a mime go deaf?

 

[Davidmnc]

They just bounce around inside my head.


If you played a blank tape at full blast would a mime go deaf?

The world may never know


Why are mimes so creapy?

 

[BBB725]

No sound

Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?

 

[Davidmnc]

Cuz Bobcat said so.





What time is beer:30?

 

[BBB725]

1/2 an hour after Miller time



Do penguins have knees?

 

[fund razor]

Penguins have knees.
They never wear shorts though, so you don't see them.

Do blind penguins dream?

 

[BBB725]

David does

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

[Holy Smokes]

To hide their intent.


Why do they call them apartments, when they are all together?

 

[BBB725]

Cause it sounds better then togetherments


Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

 

[Holy Smokes]

Because after trickling through the mountains, it actually trickled through some guy in San Francisco, THEN made it to the bottling machine.

Why are there locks on the doors of 24hour convenience stores?

 

[Bobcat]

For poop breaks


Do French chefs give you the crepes?

 

[BBB725]

All French do

Do clowns wear really big socks?

 

[Davidmnc]

Clowns suck



Why do clowns suck?

 

[BBB725]

Cause David tells them to




How can there be self-help “groups”?

 

[fund razor]

How can there be self-help “groups”?

Because freaks don't like to be alone.

So... historically... which fund is more active: "take a penny" or "leave a penny?"

 

[fund razor]

Why do clowns suck?

Because Canada won the toss and they chose "blow."

Why are clowns so dam scary?

 

[BBB725]

Because freaks don't like to be alone.

So... historically... which fund is more active: "take a penny" or "leave a penny?"

Leave a penny, cause there is always some there





Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

 

[Bobcat]

It was ESSpionage



Was the person who invented the slotted screw/screwdriver a sadist?

 

[BBB725]

Nope, they were French



Whats the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?