A good friend of mine calls me yesterday afternoon. Wants me to tighten a hitch ball onto a bar he just bought. He shows up an hour later driving some new Toyota SUV, which is what the new hitch was for. I asked him if he owned a television or read the newspaper. He said he "didn't think" that was one of the models with problems. His daughter loved it so he bought it for her to drive to college.
This isn't your average dumbass. He's an F'ing doctor. I didn't know what to say.