Midgets!!!!

[03darkshadow]

Hired these guys to play at Blue Martini one night. Some of the funniest sh!t you've ever seen.

WTF is wrong with you. :rofl::rofl:

 

[mosi]

Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two "working girls" and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first midget however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of . . .


"Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE . . .UGH!" This goes on ALL NIGHT LONG. In the morning, the two met up at breakfast, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"


The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection." The second midget shook his head. and said "You think that's embarrassing?


I couldn't even get on the bed

 

[rchevelle71]

Last week I saw a 500 pound guy and a tiny midget riding around on the electric shopping carts at Wally World for more then two hours. My first thought was the circus must be in town The midget was so short he needed to stand on the shopping cart seat to see into one of those big boxes full of DVD's on the sales floor. I tried to take a picture, but I was working and didn't want to get in trouble.

You work at Wal mart??

 

[MacGyver]

You work at Wal mart??

No, I'm a master electrician and my current project is a Walmart remodel. My hair is too short and I don't have enough tatoos to work at Walmart.

 

[DollaBill]

WTF is wrong with you. :rofl::rofl:

LOL. Never a dull moment. You doing any runs? Jax? I'm all booked. Maybe we can find some midgets for Twisted Martini party

 

[mikes280]

Last week I saw a 500 pound guy and a tiny midget riding around on the electric shopping carts at Wally World for more then two hours. My first thought was the circus must be in town The midget was so short he needed to stand on the shopping cart seat to see into one of those big boxes full of DVD's on the sales floor. I tried to take a picture, but I was working and didn't want to get in trouble.

when you are board this site is always good for a laugh.http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

 

[tommymonza]

MOSi that was hilarious.

Got invited into the strip club in Key West to see a midget stripper,Not only did she climb the pole like a monkey the announcer called her a monkey. To weird i had to leave after 5 minutes.

 

[Davidmnc]

I have midget porn. Lots of it. For some reason i always get it on my birthday

You should post some int the after hours section, so Bobcat has some thing to do with his paws

 

[rchevelle71]

No, I'm a master electrician and my current project is a Walmart remodel. My hair is too short and I don't have enough tatoos to work at Walmart.

OK, just sounded funny. You forgot, you have too many teeth also

 

[Wrinkleface]

you have too many teeth also

Actually, not sure that we know that!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Magic Medicine]

You guys ain't right!!!! LOL

 

[MacGyver]

OK, just sounded funny. You forgot, you have too many teeth also

Actually, not sure that we know that!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, Got them all. See →

 

[MacGyver]

The last 'Wizard of Oz' Munchkin has died. Had to revive this thread :rofl:

http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2009-05-07-munchkin-obit_N.htm

 

[JFM]

This is the best shirt I have ever seen!!

 

[Boss252]

We had midget wrestling at a bar Saturday night. Funniest chit I have ever seen

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Hired these guys to play at Blue Martini one night. Some of the funniest sh!t you've ever seen.

Mini-KISS! Saw them on the tv show Z-Rock recently. Well done!

 

[mosi]

They do know how to PARTY!!!!!!

http://www.vidmax.com/video/551/Little_midgets_know_how_to_have_a_big_crazy_party/