Ok, Fund ... I got it! Did I mention my new business out here?
I come to your home, office, hotel room, RV, or Gulfstream with 22 years of ED experience and take care of whatever you need. Like the line from the Eagles song Life in the Fast Lane ... "the doctor say he's coming but you gotta pay him cash". I take cash, credit cards, and poker chips. Trade for other services negotiable. I already get my drinks comped at some bars ...