PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[Buoy]

after countless experiments I have determined that it is not possible to chew your corn thoroughly enough to avoid a bowltacular letdown ....

toilet water frozen, eh?

 

[Bobcat]

cold splash

 

[Buoy]

cold splash

don't drop such a big load in one pinch.:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

there is a hindsight joke here somewhere !:sifone::sif

 

[Buoy]

there is a hindsight joke here somewhere !:sifone::sif

HIND - sight!!!

I just spit beer at the screen:willy_nilly:

Well played.:USA:

 

[Bobcat]

maybe this charcoal grill in the living room to stay warm wasn't such a hot idea, feeling kind of woozy, maybe I'll feel better after a nap.

 

[jet]

The news was saying there haveing a hard time getting water to the people of Haiti,its stuck at the air feild or still in the air...........SO how bout we get the china kids to make a bunch of small parachute's and tie them to 12oz bottles of water ,fly over with a c130 full and let em fly..........just drinken I mean thinken lol

 

[fund razor]

The news was saying there haveing a hard time getting water to the people of Haiti,its stuck at the air feild or still in the air...........SO how bout we get the china kids to make a bunch of small parachute's and tie them to 12oz bottles of water ,fly over with a c130 full and let em fly..........just drinken I mean thinken lol

http://videodetective.com/TitleDetails.aspx?publishedid=00000040

 

[Bobcat]

Just in case I need this thread later today !

 

[Bobcat]

so drinking all day, couldn't but help to notice Tony Romo sucks ass

 

[Bobcat]

as per our bet I will not be getting MarylandMarks Chinese boyfriend a green card

 

[Bobcat]

also San Diego's kicker sucks ass

 

[Tommy Gun]

Today I discovered what a violent mix NFL playoffs, venison chili and Budwieser can be.

 

[Bobcat]

Today I discovered what a violent mix NFL playoffs, venison chili and Budwieser can be.

thanks ! I needed that....I was just getting ready to argue politics ..... laughing is much better!:cheers2:

 

[Bobcat]

Front porch drinkin ! the neighbor from across the street had on the wobbly boot today, He doesn't see me on the front porch......He digs through my trash can and pulls out my empty beer cans (f*ck a bunch of recycling) bags em up and takes them home... there is a recycling bin right there if that's what he wanted......He might be trying to frame me for murder by leaving my empties at a crime scene....:sifone:

 

[Tony]

Just sitting down to a glass of rum and Cohiba while listening to dad brag about a box full of big yellowtail on speakerphone. Il remember this when it comes time to select a nursing home....grrrrrr.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I'm in Oakland. Unfortunately, I'm getting greased in the airport instead of hanging out with Sonny Barger.

As I sit here, I noticed that WWF is on. My second observation, that WWF is basically softcore gay porn.

 

[Davidmnc]

I'm in Oakland. Unfortunately, I'm getting greased in the airport instead of hanging out with Sonny Barger.

As I sit here, I noticed that WWF is on. My second observation, that WWF is basically softcore gay porn. Could'n take my eyes off it

WTF?

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Nah, I had to look away so I could line up the microscope and tweezers to beat off...

 

[Buoy]

Nah, I had to look away so I could line up the microscope and tweezers to beat off...

Success?