It wasn't a booty call, but if you are taking the opportunity to come out... I just want to say that we at Serious are proud of you, and we support you. If an older gay man such as yourself wants to vicariously be involved in offshore boating by using us as his support group... on account of the whole not having a boat and all the social issues and everything well I guess we need to be as open minded as possible. We are here to support you Jack. We watched Will and Grace, they had a Jack too.
If I have misunderstood and that post about a shower was just a really stupid comment, then please accept my sincere apologies.