Knowing several people from up there I can totally relate.
One of them lost control of his Camaro doing 70+ on a frozen river and went 40' up a bank backwards before hitting the ARMCO next to the highway from the wrong side, spilled his beer too
One of them lost control of his Camaro doing 70+ on a frozen river and went 40' up a bank backwards before hitting the ARMCO next to the highway from the wrong side, spilled his beer too