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"Official" Penguin Chronicles
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Penguin Snatcher
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Just keep him away from the blender.
A-ha!!!!!! We have long been suspecting there was a 'rat' in our group.
Sea-dated; you are of no help to the Penguins fate...into the blender he goes.....
Act fast as time is coming to an end
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sellsman11
Sponsor
Now you know that Penguin has been inside Old School's pants...right?!:ack2:
You may want to discard that blender.:willy_nilly:
You may want to discard that blender.:willy_nilly:
Davidmnc
Contributor
Another clue!! If this was a Ho, there would be booze in that blender!!! That blender looks unused. Hmmmmmmm :huh:
Thank you for the hard work behind the scene.
sellsman11
Sponsor
Yep....that rules out Mobilemercman. It would be sticky from Margarita's. It also rules out AirPacker. Canadians dont use blenders. Do they?!
Davidmnc
Contributor
Yep....that rules out Mobilemercman. It would be sticky from Margarita's. It also rules out AirPacker. Canadians dont use blenders. Do they?!
Don't they use some different kind of power up there??
Sea-Dated
Charter Member
Nice blender. How do you like it? The wife is wanting a new one. :biggrinjester:
Oh ya, don't hurt pengy.......
cosmic12
Founding Member
OH my god!!!!:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:
Pengy
One Bad-Azz Penguin
Oh damn. Holy crap. Wow…
Man, what an adventure. My head’s pounding, and I’m hungover as all hell, but it’s been a good time.
I mean don’t get me wrong, ya sure there were some rough spells in there for a little while, but I held my own and we got to understandin’ each other.
I’m about as pizzed off as anyone, but hey, you win some, you lose some.
Bob, These dudes say sorry for the black eye, and sorry about the camera. Nice pics, though, you're like some kind of Ron Jeremy and sht. The camera's busted, sorry about that, we owe ya one.
So anyways, I was gettin' kind of bored and so I pulled some Houdini escape stunt and then busted out some Bruce Lee Penguin moves. I put ‘em in there place and gave 'em a hurtin' they won't soon forget.
After I showed ‘em what a bad azz little dude I am, we picked up off the floor and came to an understanding. These guys ain’t so bad. As it ends up, we're into the same sht, so we got pizzed drunk last night, played some poker and headed out to tear it up downtown. Got some broads, booze, and partied like rock stars. I can get used to this. No more puzzy little penguin here. Meet the new Pengy!
Anyway, gotta run. Got some people comin’ after us, so we’ve got to blow this joint and hit the road in a hurry. Where? No one knows for sure, but we’re going to phuck sht up and take no names. Lock up the women and children. We’re going to plunder and pilage.
Oh and thanks for the dough. We'll need it.
So, until next time, hasta la vista babes.
No Worries. All’s well.
We’ll check in at the next stop.
L8R!
Man, what an adventure. My head’s pounding, and I’m hungover as all hell, but it’s been a good time.
I mean don’t get me wrong, ya sure there were some rough spells in there for a little while, but I held my own and we got to understandin’ each other.
I’m about as pizzed off as anyone, but hey, you win some, you lose some.
Bob, These dudes say sorry for the black eye, and sorry about the camera. Nice pics, though, you're like some kind of Ron Jeremy and sht. The camera's busted, sorry about that, we owe ya one.
So anyways, I was gettin' kind of bored and so I pulled some Houdini escape stunt and then busted out some Bruce Lee Penguin moves. I put ‘em in there place and gave 'em a hurtin' they won't soon forget.
After I showed ‘em what a bad azz little dude I am, we picked up off the floor and came to an understanding. These guys ain’t so bad. As it ends up, we're into the same sht, so we got pizzed drunk last night, played some poker and headed out to tear it up downtown. Got some broads, booze, and partied like rock stars. I can get used to this. No more puzzy little penguin here. Meet the new Pengy!
Anyway, gotta run. Got some people comin’ after us, so we’ve got to blow this joint and hit the road in a hurry. Where? No one knows for sure, but we’re going to phuck sht up and take no names. Lock up the women and children. We’re going to plunder and pilage.
Oh and thanks for the dough. We'll need it.
So, until next time, hasta la vista babes.
No Worries. All’s well.
We’ll check in at the next stop.
L8R!
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Wrinkleface
Founding Member
Oh damn. Holy crap. Wow…
Man, what an adventure. My head’s pounding, and I’m hungover as all hell, but it’s been a good time.
I mean don’t get me wrong, ya sure there were some rough spells in there for a little while, but I held my own and we got to understandin’ each other.
I’m about as pizzed off as anyone, but hey, you win some, you lose some.
Bob, These dudes say sorry for the black eye, and sorry about the camera. Nice pics, though, you're like some kind of Ron Jeremy and sht. The camera's busted, sorry about that, we owe ya one.
So anyways, I was gettin' kind of bored and so I pulled some Houdini escape stunt and then busted out some Bruce Lee Penguin moves. I put ‘em in there place and gave 'em a hurtin' they won't soon forget.
After I showed ‘em what a bad azz little dude I am, we picked up off the floor and came to an understanding. These guys ain’t so bad. As it ends up, we're into the same sht, so we got pizzed drunk last night, played some poker and headed out to tear it up downtown. Got some broads, booze, and partied like rock stars. I can get used to this. No more puzzy little penguin here. Meet the new Pengy!
Anyway, gotta run. Got some people comin’ after us, so we’ve got to blow this joint and hit the road in a hurry. Where? No one knows for sure, but we’re going to phuck sht up and take no names. Lock up the women and children. We’re going to plunder and pilage.
Oh and thanks for the dough. We'll need it.
So, until next time, hasta la vista babes.
No Worries. All’s well.
We’ll check in at the next stop.
L8R!
Heeeeeeeee's back!!!!:26:
Penguin Snatcher
New member
Don't worry that POS blender would just jam up. Who ever it is has very poor taste in appliances!! Look at the blender and washers.... They probably drive a Chevy
sup holmes.
I tell you what mayn, geev me yor couch. it veel match our stuff nice.
MarylandMark
Charter Member
:rofl:
phragle
Charter Member
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BBB725
Benefactor
Where? David's got him? North Carolina?
MikeyFIN
Competitor
So that would make 2 of those Elvis impersonators...:sifone:
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