Dad-to-be misses son's birth...

[Magic Medicine]

No. No luck there. Although every time I get a "nurse porn" link or pic, I send it to her. No wonder she no longer replies to ANY of my e-mails.

Funny thing- she loves those stupid doctor shows. Grey's Anatomy is a fave. I always ask her if all the doctors are ex-Calvin Klein models and if all the ultra-hot nurses are getting nailed every night. I get alot of dirty looks.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[MarylandMark]

LOL @ Chris

The wife to be is a Nurse Practitioner- she loves Greys as well.

 

[JupiterSunsation]

No. No luck there. Although every time I get a "nurse porn" link or pic, I send it to her. No wonder she no longer replies to ANY of my e-mails.

Funny thing- she loves those stupid doctor shows. Grey's Anatomy is a fave. I always ask her if all the doctors are ex-Calvin Klein models and if all the ultra-hot nurses are getting nailed every night. I get alot of dirty looks.

My cousin is studying to be a nurse and I keep threatening to buy her a "naughty nurse" costume and send it to her anonymously at her dad's house at Christmas......they both will be surprised when she opens it on Christmas morning!

She laughed and said she would instantly know that it would have been my sick sense of humor to send it! She calls me every few weeks with the stories of what she has seen/worked on. Had a self inflicted head shot with a shot gun case last month......I quickly remarked the guy died of lead poisoning then.....she needed an extra minute to get the joke.

Worst case yet was a homeless guy infested with maggots. As they poured peroxide on the guys leg, thousands of them came pouring out of his open wound. She said the gang shootings/stabbings are so common that she doesn't even notice anymore. She said non-life threatening stab wounds/gun shots are almost as common as broken arms and usually get treated with the same priority.

 

[MarylandMark]

My cousin is studying to be a nurse and I keep threatening to buy her a "naughty nurse" costume and send it to her anonymously at her dad's house at Christmas......they both will be surprised when she opens it on Christmas morning!

I wonder who is going to say this thread is worthless without pics 1st... :sifone:

 

[JupiterSunsation]

I wonder who is going to say this thread is worthless without pics 1st... :sifone:

great kid but I will give you the parameters, 25 yrs old, 5'0, 275 lbs.....still want the pics?

She has an awesome sense of humor though! :sifone:

 

[MarylandMark]

She has an awesome sense of humor though! :sifone:

she better... :ack2:

LOL- them just jokes!

 

[Trim'd Up]

great kid but I will give you the parameters, 25 yrs old, 5'0, 275 lbs.....still want the pics?

She has an awesome sense of humor though! :sifone:

Just send them to Mark in a PM. That will make everyone happy.:sifone:

 

[JupiterSunsation]

she better... :ack2:

LOL- them just jokes!

She moved to FL in high school and was 10-15 too heavy but my buddies all thought she was cute. The metabolism slowed down, the drinking started and she ballooned. I don't see her very much but have been quite shocked lately when I ran into her.

Nobody else in her/our family is that heavy and only my one sister is that short (but even after 2 kids can't weigh over 100 lbs ). We were hoping the nursing thing would kick start her to a healthier way of living.