Davidmnc
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Oh..................sorry :leaving:
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I Have A Stalker...
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Oh..................sorry :leaving:
Wrinkleface
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Post away there Ham Bone!!!!:26:
ChiefApache
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Trim'd Up
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Were they taken through his bedroom window? :ack2:
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Wrinkleface
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yes, things R a bit confused here in Michigan as well!!!???:willy_nilly:
Bobcat
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or waderette:sifone:
phragle
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Dateline: Washington N.C. 15:50 15, September 2009. AP wire, for immediate distribution.
A New Jersey resident, claiming to be in the environmental services industry (though the only evidence of employment lists him as a garbageman) has just purchased the assets of Fountain Powerboats. He plans to continue operations, while changing the name to "Steczerette". When asked what interested him in the Fountain operation, he replied "Every boat has a FREAK"! He was than informed that Fountain powerboats have 'Beaks' not 'Freaks'. Mr. Stecz than began to cry, realizing the error of his purchase and offered to sell/trade his new company to one Mike Fiore for the sum of two (2) warm Miller Lites and a half (1/2) eaten baloney sandwich. At this time a dwarf in a black jump suit, tentatively ID'd as "MC Reggie" (presumed to be a rap star due to the black jumpsuit, incoherent tirades and extensive gold jewelry) became rather upset. MC Reggie then started a fist fight, but was only successful at hitting people in the knee area.
In related news, a Mercedes apparently owned buy "PETA" members, was seen running down a cat killer (presumed to be part of MC Reggie's posse) and fleeing the scene at a high rate of speed.
A New Jersey resident, claiming to be in the environmental services industry (though the only evidence of employment lists him as a garbageman) has just purchased the assets of Fountain Powerboats. He plans to continue operations, while changing the name to "Steczerette". When asked what interested him in the Fountain operation, he replied "Every boat has a FREAK"! He was than informed that Fountain powerboats have 'Beaks' not 'Freaks'. Mr. Stecz than began to cry, realizing the error of his purchase and offered to sell/trade his new company to one Mike Fiore for the sum of two (2) warm Miller Lites and a half (1/2) eaten baloney sandwich. At this time a dwarf in a black jump suit, tentatively ID'd as "MC Reggie" (presumed to be a rap star due to the black jumpsuit, incoherent tirades and extensive gold jewelry) became rather upset. MC Reggie then started a fist fight, but was only successful at hitting people in the knee area.
In related news, a Mercedes apparently owned buy "PETA" members, was seen running down a cat killer (presumed to be part of MC Reggie's posse) and fleeing the scene at a high rate of speed.
Wrinkleface
Founding Member
:rofl::svengo:
It's a SAILORETTE:rofl: and I heard he likes fishsticks.:26:
Expensive Date
New member
Thats just way to disturbing first thing in the morning:ack2:
My coffie just don't taste so good anymore
Did you have cream in your coffee?:26:
Scarab KV
New member
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
fund razor
Founding Member
Possible captions:
"Do you see any spinach in my tooth?"
"Move your head so I can see the menu."
"I told you I would wear the black shirt tonight. You wore a black shirt last night."
"Hey... that wasn't your sister, was it?"
"I just want to do the quarter in the ear trick one more time."
"No, it's Drakkar, do you like it?"
"just a peck on the cheek... it doesn't mean anything."
"Do you see any spinach in my tooth?"
"Move your head so I can see the menu."
"I told you I would wear the black shirt tonight. You wore a black shirt last night."
"Hey... that wasn't your sister, was it?"
"I just want to do the quarter in the ear trick one more time."
"No, it's Drakkar, do you like it?"
"just a peck on the cheek... it doesn't mean anything."
cosmic12
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MattBMiller
New member
Looks like someone is leaning in for a kiss!
The scary thing is Jonathan didn't back away....:ack2:
Bobcat
Founding Member
:rofl:
ChiefApache
Contributor
Hey, he's your friend, not mine. :rofl::biggrinjester::rofl:
Davidmnc
Contributor
It's true...................I saw the whole thing from my perch atop the second channel marker leading into the Fountain factory!
Davidmnc
Contributor
I was wondering the same thing.
