I like how they told the campers not to talk to anyone about the super secret accident event. :willy_nilly:
ooooh, ooooh- give us the gory alcoholic details. Oh wait... it's a congressman? Never mind, move along.
And I especially like how they had to close the entire park because there's a boat on the rocks.
"Don't get too close, folks. There's gasoline in that water. Somewhere." :ack2: