PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

i feel like my liver was bad some this week so im punishing it. i dont know when it was bad or even if it was, but i still feel like it needs to process a bunch of beer
 
the bar tender asked us if we wanted red headed sluts, so of course we were like F yeah. i mean who doesnt want sluts. it turns out it was just a shot. which is only slightly cheaper then a couple sluts.
 
Think I'll drunk dial my ex-wife. Oh wait, I'm still married to her. Damn, I don't want to talk to her.



(I think I'll post that on textsfromlastnight
 
where is Dude ! sweet! ? I need someone to kick around!:sifone:

Haven't seen or heard a whole lot out of him lately, must be busy.
He owes me a phone call. If I don't hear from him, I'll pester him at work on Tuesday.:reddevil:
 
Back
Top