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[Perlmudder]

He reads.




Does Chris read a lot?

EVERYTHING! hes like wikipedia, he knows all!


why is stephen harper such a *****?

 

[Perlmudder]

back to the top!!!


who has the fastest boat on the board?

 

[Ratickle]

back to the top!!!


who has the fastest boat on the board?

Steve David maybe. Wow, tough question....Marc/Scotty / etc. team do okay too. I'm sticking with Steve.....


Who has the second fastest?

 

[Perlmudder]

Steve David maybe. Wow, tough question....Marc/Scotty / etc. team do okay too. I'm sticking with Steve.....


Who has the second fastest?

easy, triple digits!

what are the 6 kinds of drunk?

 

[Davidmnc]

easy, triple digits!

what are the 6 kinds of drunk?

Drunk, drunker, drunkest....ummmmm hell I'm not sure



Why did I have beer and shrimp for lunch today?

 

[Perlmudder]

Drunk, drunker, drunkest....ummmmm hell I'm not sure



Why did I have beer and shrimp for lunch today?

Cus life is good!

I just got a check for 335 dollars for teaching a bronze medallion course today, do I:
A. Go out drinking tonight with friends at the strip club and pay to see boobs
B. Go see this broad that lives up north and get it for free
C. Save it for weekend boat gas

 

[Airpacker]

C

Why do penguins poop on their feet?

 

[Davidmnc]

C

Why do penguins poop on their feet?

They are cold, and we spend lots of time in the water washing them.


Why do I want to go home so bad??

 

[fund razor]

C

Why do penguins poop on their feet?

You missed B.

B and C.

Why does David want to go home so bad?

 

[Perlmudder]

You missed B.

B and C.

Why does David want to go home so bad?

cus he thinks hes gunna bang one out tonight!

do you differentiate between people in your cell phone with different ring tones?

 

[DonMan]

No, that`s stupid. I just don`t answer if I don`t like the person.






When was the last time you saw a real, live vagina ?

 

[Davidmnc]

No, that`s stupid. I just don`t answer if I don`t like the person.






When was the last time you saw a real, live vagina ?

This morning



Why do you want to know?

 

[Perlmudder]

This morning



Why do you want to know?

cus he likes to keep tabs!


do i go back to the cottage 8pm tonight or 730 am tomorrow morning?

 

[ChiefApache]

cus he likes to keep tabs!


do i go back to the cottage 8pm tonight or 730 am tomorrow morning?

8PM tonight.

Why would you wait until tomorrow what you can do today?

 

[Perlmudder]

8PM tonight.

Why would you wait until tomorrow what you can do today?

good point, i would rather get back there at 10 pm and have a bonfire then wake up at 6 am the next morning!


if you could retire today, would you?

 

[ChiefApache]

good point, i would rather get back there at 10 pm and have a bonfire then wake up at 6 am the next morning!


if you could retire today, would you?

Absofukinglutely!

Why do we work 5 days a week vs 3 or 4?

 

[Davidmnc]

Absofukinglutely!

Why do we work 5 days a week vs 3 or 4?

To pay for gas and alcohol! :sifone:


Is it time for lunch yet?

 

[Perlmudder]

To pay for gas and alcohol! :sifone:


Is it time for lunch yet?

nope! breakfast, i only woke up 45 minutes ago!


"(914): She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet."

which one of your friends does that remind you of (post a picture if need be!)?

 

[ChiefApache]

To pay for gas and alcohol! :sifone:


Is it time for lunch yet?

It is now for us EST people!

Why didn't I get to bed earlier than I did last night?

 

[Davidmnc]

It is now for us EST people!

Why didn't I get to bed earlier than I did last night?

Cuz you were giving Rob is birthday present!!!!



Why didn't you post a Happy Birthday thread for him?