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I had a dream my azz was a potato patch, and Rat was a little pig rooting around in it.

Toilet paper over or under?

Over, look at the designs!


If hard water has minerals, and soft water doesn't, is salt water always hard?
If so, why can't I walk on it?
 
Over, look at the designs!


If hard water has minerals, and soft water doesn't, is salt water always hard?
If so, why can't I walk on it?



Correct! That way the end is always on top too.



Why did the skeleton walk in a bar, and order a beer and a mop?
 
So when you're MakinBacon it smells sweet. (It's called perfume:))





Why do sailboats have motors but sailboters not like motorboaters?
 
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