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[cuda]

We've had this discussion.

Why do people vacation in Oregon?

My mom was born there.

Why wouldn't someone vacation in Oregon?

 

[cuda]

Blue...look at your veins!

Stick or automatic?

Stick for any and all situations, no matter how many tires are being turned.


How long does it take me to lower a Ford fourspeed on my belly?

 

[cuda]

Meet you in hell for that one!

Salt or no salt on your magarita?

Salt.

Was this a trick question?

 

[cuda]

Gotta be close.......


Is that the top three in craziness on the site?

If it isn't the dumbest, it's in the top two.

Dually, or SRW?

 

[cuda]

as long as is needed.


bros before hoes?

Bros. No telling how many ho's I've been thru, still have the same bros.

What is the definition of perfect legs?

 

[BBB725]

Ones that touch the ground




Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?

 

[Bobcat]

Bros. No telling how many ho's I've been thru, still have the same bros.

What is the definition of perfect legs?

a grand piano



caffeine or decaf?

 

[Ratickle]

a grand piano



caffeine or decaf?

Extra caffeine...





Straight Up or On the Rocks?

 

[BBB725]

Straight up



How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

 

[JJ Apache]

Ones that touch the ground




Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?

Skin debris, yuck!


A good degreaser for fabric?

 

[Ratickle]

Straight up



How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

No one dies of old age ...



Does Copperfield really own the island with the fountain of youth?

 

[HiZ]

Skin debris, yuck!


A good degreaser for fabric?

LOC - GoJo - Spic & Span floor cleaner - Citrus Cleaner (may fade some colors)


What are Skin Debris?

 

[HiZ]

Extra caffeine...





Straight Up or On the Rocks?

On the rocks!



How old is your boat?

 

[Perlmudder]

3 years.

if you sleep with a really fat girl can you tell your friends you had a threesome?

 

[Ratickle]

3 years.

if you sleep with a really fat girl can you tell your friends you had a threesome?

I wouldn't tell them a damn thing:ack2:



Is that what you did the last time???????:sifone:

 

[Perlmudder]

I wouldn't tell them a damn thing:ack2:



Is that what you did the last time???????:sifone:

haha nope! it was on TFLN!


leather or rubber sandals?

 

[ChiefApache]

haha nope! it was on TFLN!


leather or rubber sandals?

Leather always!

Plastic or metal handcuffs? :biggrinjester:

 

[Davidmnc]

Metal, I like they way they feel







Boxers or briefs?

 

[ChiefApache]

Metal, I like they way they feel







Boxers or briefs?

I like them both for different reasons! :biggrinjester:

Thunderstorm or light rain shower?

 

[BBB725]

Thunder storm


If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?