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[Ratickle]

Because seven ate nine?

Why do they limit a player to 14 clubs in golf?

Caddies are small.....




Why ask why???

 

[fund razor]

Drink Bud Dry.

Hey.... you aren't in San Fragsisco are you?

 

[Ratickle]

Drink Bud Dry.

Hey.... you aren't in San Fragsisco are you?

Nope, got back late Sunday.



If it's dry, why drink it??????

 

[JJ Apache]

Cuz U R still dream'n!!!!!!:biggrinjester:

Why does Geo sleep so much??

Cuz he tired of your jokes!


Why do you wake up when you feel like your falling?

 

[Magic Medicine]

So you don't hit the ground.

What cause crazy dreams like that?

 

[ChiefApache]

So you don't hit the ground.

What cause crazy dreams like that?

Masturbation.

Why is the work week 5 days vs 3???

 

[Ratickle]

So you don't hit the ground.

What cause crazy dreams like that?

Special Mushrooms......


If you hit the ground, then what?

 

[fund razor]

Special Mushrooms......


If you hit the ground, then what?

You crush the mushrooms.

What is so special about special sauce?

 

[Davidmnc]

Depends on the origin, some are more "special" than others.



How many beers in a keg?

 

[Bobcat]

Depends on the origin, some are more "special" than others.



How many beers in a keg?

4




how many kegs in a truck?

 

[Davidmnc]

4




how many kegs in a truck?

I usually only have one at a time in my truck.




How much beer is consumed in KW on any given week end?

 

[Perlmudder]

I usually only have one at a time in my truck.




How much beer is consumed in KW on any given week end?

9 billion gallons!


how much better is a snickers bar then a mars?

 

[Davidmnc]

This much *picture little kid with arms spread wide open*




M&Ms.......Plain or peanut?

 

[Perlmudder]

This much *picture little kid with arms spread wide open*




M&Ms.......Plain or peanut?

peanut all the way!!


black brown or yellow labs?

 

[Bobcat]

yellow




black yellow or white womens?

 

[Perlmudder]

yellow




black yellow or white womens?

red - IT WAS MY FIRST ASIAN!!!!


best movie ever?

 

[BBB725]

Caddyshack




How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

 

[Ratickle]

Caddyshack




How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

It becomes visible....




Why do women always need the last word????

 

[Davidmnc]

Caddyshack




How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Your security clearance is not high enough to know the answer.




Who let the dogs out?

 

[fund razor]

Your security clearance is not high enough to know the answer.




Who let the dogs out?

Michael Vick.

Who let Michael Vick out?