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[fund razor]

The one you can defend.

How do you know whan you've over done it?

Your body and people's expressions are both "pained."

How much farther until we get there?

 

[Bobcat]

when you get a e-mail from seriousoffshore admin.




why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[cuda]

Camero.

Speaking of said camaro how do you like the new ones?

Mustang. Camaro's are for chicks.


Four speed or automatic?

 

[Magic Medicine]

6 speed.

Why do they sell more V6 mustangs than V8's?

 

[phragle]

cheaper


Why do women feel that anal sex is a pain in the ass??

 

[JJ Apache]

cheaper


Why do women feel that anal sex is a pain in the ass??

No comment...

Whats up with Bobcat's post whoring? :biggrinjester:

 

[MacGyver]

Must have switched brands of beer :cheers2:


Speaking of beer.....

Miller Lite, Bud light or Busch Light (Bob's flavor)

 

[03darkshadow]

Coor's light. FTW



goodyear or firestone

 

[phragle]

goodyear....I like my explorer right side up.

why did they eliminate nap time after kindergarten?.. naps are an important part of the day.

 

[fund razor]

goodyear....I like my explorer right side up.

why did they eliminate nap time after kindergarten?.. naps are an important part of the day.

Because they only make those folding mats 36" long?

Because naps change as puberty approaches?

Because children used to be seen as cheap labor for the farm?

Because Germans invented kindergarten but somebody else invented the rest of the grades?

When snack time was fired, nap time walked off the job?

Because they would have to keep having school until July to make up the time?

Why don't teachers have to do something else during the summer, anyway?

 

[03darkshadow]

they can choose to get paid throughout the year or just the 9 months they work. thats why.


penguin or cat

 

[phragle]

Stecz says sheep..

Does Reggie use black shoe polish for hair dye?

 

[MacGyver]

Dirty engine oil.

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[YankeY]

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Baked or Fried?

 

[cuda]

Because they only make those folding mats 36" long?

Because naps change as puberty approaches?

Because children used to be seen as cheap labor for the farm?

Because Germans invented kindergarten but somebody else invented the rest of the grades?

When snack time was fired, nap time walked off the job?

Because they would have to keep having school until July to make up the time?

Why don't teachers have to do something else during the summer, anyway?

They do. My sis leaves tomorrow for two weeks in Paris for a class she's taking at FSU, the is spending two weeks touring Europe.

Why do teachers gripe that they are underpaid?

 

[MacGyver]

They forget they only work 9 months a year.


Gas or charcoal grill?

 

[03darkshadow]

gas is easier.




teague or sterling

 

[BBB725]

Teague



Do bald people have dandruff?

 

[Perlmudder]

they do.

how do blind people shave?

 

[Tommy Gun]

they do.

how do blind people shave?

One stroke at a time...

Kobe or Lebron?