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[boatme]

I never can keep my bearings when i use a compass


Why dont they call a pay toilet Johhny Cash?

 

[Bobcat]

mine has none it draws circles with a tiny pencil

have you ever been behind the 8 ball??

 

[Bobcat]

I never can keep my bearings when i use a compass


Why dont they call a pay toilet Johhny Cash?

because it would not make "cents"


where is the mother ship and how many of us will it hold?

 

[Perlmudder]

in my backyard, ive been working on it all winter!


whiskey or rum?

 

[fund razor]

in my backyard, ive been working on it all winter!


whiskey or rum?

You are working on it in your backyard because it actually belongs to your mother.

Whiskey.

Who's behind the door?

 

[fund razor]

Note: obscure Zebra song reference.

 

[Davidmnc]

You are working on it in your backyard because it actually belongs to your mother.

Whiskey.

Who's behind the door?

Homer









What is a "round tuit"?

 

[fund razor]

Homer









What is a "round tuit"?

Something that you get around to.

Where did Ginger get all of those dresses?

 

[Perlmudder]

Something that you get around to.

Where did Ginger get all of those dresses?

cus shes a whore!


why is the red sea not red?

 

[fund razor]

cus shes a whore!


why is the red sea not red?

That would be why. I said where.

Red Sea?
It is communist.

Was the dead sea ever living?

 

[boatme]

No but beople were dying to go swimming in it

Where in the world is Waldo

 

[fund razor]

No but beople were dying to go swimming in it

Where in the world is Waldo

Walso is with Matt Lauer.

Where is Carmen San Diego?

 

[Davidmnc]

That would be why. I said where.

Red Sea?
It is communist.

Was the dead sea ever living?

Yes........................Stecz had to **** half way threw








Why is the Kool Aid red?

 

[Bobcat]

Yes........................Stecz had to **** half way threw








Why is the Kool Aid red?

to signify the the blood of his people


who in the hell is juan de fuca ?

 

[fund razor]

to signify the the blood of his people


who in the hell is juan de fuca ?

Juan De Fuca was a 16th century explorer. He just can't prove it.

Why do they make you use a smaller fork for the salad, anyway?

 

[Perlmudder]

cus salad is not as manly as steak!

why has bobcat not had a solid **** since the 90s?

 

[Davidmnc]

cus salad is not as manly as steak!

why has bobcat not had a solid **** since the 90s?

Beer






Why haven't I?

 

[Perlmudder]

cus you eat salad.


what is the only kosher insect?

 

[Ted]

matzo fly?

what does a henway?

 

[Perlmudder]

matzo fly?

what does a henway?

2 and a half pounds give or take.


what is the best letter of the alphabet?