Ask a question. Answer the question. Then ask another question!

[Perlmudder]

Here's how it goes: a question is asked, you answer it and then ask another question. EASY!! This one has potential!


What is the greatest invention?

 

[cuda]

Sliced bread.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

 

[Perlmudder]

booze.

is it true you always pay for sex?

 

[buck]

only if you're stecz.

What came first, the chicken or the egg.

 

[Perlmudder]

the chicken.

what playboy model has the best rack?

 

[Bobcat]

torquamada



how much would could a wood chuck chuck?

 

[fund razor]

how much would could a wood chuck chuck?

A woodchuck who is pre-disposed to chucking could theoretically chuck approximately 1000 times his own weight in wood per shift. The problem arises when you start evaluating distance, as woodchucks can't chuck far at all. Sad, really. Like a foot.

So what is the wing velocity of a sparrow?

 

[Bobcat]

african or european ?


what is your favorite color?

 

[boatme]

Purple

Who "Takes a shower" and where do you take it ?

 

[Chris]

I take my showers in the bathroom.


The question that's baffled men since the beginning of ligical thought- "Why?"

 

[mosi]

I take my showers in the bathroom.


The question that's baffled men since the beginning of ligical thought- "Why?"

BECAUSE!!!!



What's wrong with LakeRats truck??

 

[Big Time]

It is too small.

What is the degree reading for absolute zero in Fahrenheit?

 

[Ted]

-459 degrees


Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[Wrinkleface]

That would B, who gives a FK!!!

When is Clay gunna have more pix in the Bad???????:drool5:

 

[Davidmnc]

Soon

Why does Tracy put a thing on his dogs head?

 

[Boss252]

His eye sight is going bad


Why is the sky blue?

 

[Davidmnc]

God is a UNC Fan


Why do people always ask that?

 

[Bobcat]

to annoy you

what goes up?

 

[Wrinkleface]

to annoy you

what goes up?

my pecker

why does George fart so much???

 

[Bobcat]

your pecker

who made who?