Crazy Ohio Guys

Worst thing I ever saw was in cali... the cops were majorly hassling a guy and gave him a dui outside a bar.... the guy knew he was going to the bar, he knew he was on a drinking mission..so he rode his bike..not Harley, but Huffy... the guy tried to do the responsible thing, not driving his car when he knew he was gonna be drunk. giving the guy a dui which will suspend his liscense and cost thousands of dollars for trying to be responsible?? thats just not cool.
 
Requesting a trial is Always a bad idea when your guilty..............

I'm not an attorney, but I would work the angle that it is not a street legal vehicle.
Take the fine for not having a street legal...
Just a thought...
Yeah, it has holes in it, but if you're a fast talker you could probably make it work.
 
I've seen guys get DUIs on bikes too... totally BS. There should be some minimum speed capacity for giving you a DUI on a vehicle. Then again, I guess "public intoxication" is just a DUI for your feet... :D
 
I've seen guys get DUIs on bikes too... totally BS. There should be some minimum speed capacity for giving you a DUI on a vehicle. Then again, I guess "public intoxication" is just a DUI for your feet... :D



i've never spent the night somewhere i didnt want to because of this. :leaving:
 
so what your saying is that you actually enjoy being thrown in a steel cage with mother rapers, father rapers, and all kinds of mean and nasty dudes
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I have been looking for the opportunity to use that quote for WEEEKS!!! Damn you Phrangle! DAAAMN YOU!

:sifone:
 
I've seen guys get DUIs on bikes too... totally BS. There should be some minimum speed capacity for giving you a DUI on a vehicle. Then again, I guess "public intoxication" is just a DUI for your feet... :D

I saw the light bulb go off there...........:sifone:
 
I'm not an attorney, but I would work the angle that it is not a street legal vehicle.
Take the fine for not having a street legal...
Just a thought...
Yeah, it has holes in it, but if you're a fast talker you could probably make it work.

I am not an attorney either... but I think that you just added a charge on yourself. Now we have a DUI, and a not street legal.

Let's go in and say that you were on the barstool at a bar, and some people at the bar punked you, and you were lucky to be alive but you don't want to press charges or anything. Lesson learned. In fact, you are a hero for not hitting any schools or day cares while you struggled for control having found yourself going from zero to 35 without warning. :sifone:
 
I'm not an attorney, but I would work the angle that it is not a street legal vehicle.
Take the fine for not having a street legal...
Just a thought...
Yeah, it has holes in it, but if you're a fast talker you could probably make it work.

It's easier to find Leniency from A Judge, Than it is to get it from a posse of 12. Thats all I'm sayin.............:)
 
In this area of Ohio - A jury of your PEERS!!!
You stand a very good chance of walking on this charge.
 
Or at least a group of people who would rather be riding the barstool and/or being drunk than be at jury duty. ;)

Sure, if you're going to act as your own attorney, can't you have choice also in Jury selection?
Piece of Pie, Easy as cake.
 
Sure, if you're going to act as your own attorney, can't you have choice also in Jury selection?
Piece of Pie, Easy as cake.

I'd just get Frankies attorney up there to take care of it. That big green head, home free.......:sifone:
 
So Peers being a group of drunks with motorized bar stools?:26:

I just haven't broke down and cut the check for the motorized barstool yet.
Saw a few at a go-cart shop in the "middle-of-nowhere" OH last year, but couldn't pull the trigger.
 
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