Vince got arrested

[Buoy]

I pulled this from another board, I don't like to do that, but I thought you guys might enjoy this one:

ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch

Posted Mar 27th 2009 5:05PM by TMZ Staff

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.
Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

I'm guessing she got pissed when he said "you're gonna love my nuts!":sifone:
Kissing a hooker, Hell, I wouldn't even bang a hooker, but to kiss one???

 

[MacGyver]

HA HA. Guess she got a slap chop :26:

 

[RPM]

HA HA. Guess she got a slap chop :26:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Perlmudder]

the mans a romantic buoy! give him a break haha!

 

[rbhudelson]

I pulled this from another board, I don't like to do that, but I thought you guys might enjoy this one:

ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch

Posted Mar 27th 2009 5:05PM by TMZ Staff

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.
Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

I'm guessing she got pissed when he said "you're gonna love my nuts!":sifone:
Kissing a hooker, Hell, I wouldn't even bang a hooker, but to kiss one???

I just threw up in my mouth.

 

[Sea-Dated]

HA HA. Guess she got a slap chop :26:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[MattBMiller]

WOW....shamWOW!

 

[Buoy]

I just threw up in my mouth.

Maybe he was collecting DNA from her past six johns - No offense to anyone named John on the board.
Kissing a hooker.... EWWWW.
Like I said, I couldn't even bang a hooker.

Geez, my ex-father-in-law was killed by a hooker. That was kind of shocking.
I'll stick to my happy little married life. I guess it just works for my simple little world.

 

[Wrinkleface]

OMG:ack2:

 

[phragle]

now thats an intersting pik..on the tv commercial and ads he looks mid/late 20's, the booking foto looks like early/mid 50's shamwow must make you old and haggard quickly...

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

ShamWouch!

 

[Buoy]

now thats an intersting pik..on the tv commercial and ads he looks mid/late 20's, the booking foto looks like early/mid 50's shamwow must make you old and haggard quickly...

I'm only 37, but I look almost as bad on a Sunday morning.
:dupe:

 

[Perlmudder]

"It was designed by the Germans! And everything by the Germans is good!!"

The infomercial is absolutely hilarious.

 

[nifoxke]

Damn she's fine.

 

[inbetween]

Makes the shamewow even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSnXL6ZI-SA

 

[Bobcat]

now this is the kind of news that I tune in for!!:sifone:

 

[Cash Bar]

The next generation:

SHAM-POW !!

 

[Bobcat]

Makes the shamewow even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSnXL6ZI-SA

the dirty sanchez was mentioned !:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[cigdaze]

That's hilarious!!! I can't believe that dumb sumbitsh paid 1000 bucks to hit that.

 

[Tom A.]

I always thought that dude was a douche! Sham Wow!