PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

bad dreams, that's what woke me up, I stumbled into the bathroom and washed my face,looked into the cracked mirror and thought what the hell am i doing here? then I remembered the girl, I shook out some aspirin and chased it down with some mobilemercman tequila, it was cheap but did the job, I only threw half of it back up.
 
thought about showering then remembered I was in new jersey and didn't want to stand out, called one of the two tim sharkeys in this hellhole and asked what was the best way to fit in, he said " always look like you need a s h i t" ,of course I didn't listen,and as you will find out later......it came to bite me in the ass
 
caught a bus downtown, hit the bathroom, as I was washing my hands some guy who called himself " masher" offered to show me the "garden state " for fifty bucks, I declined, after all I was on a mission.
 
I found myself in newark, reminded me of an old joke, a girl said kiss me where it stinks , so I took her to newark.
 
no sign of stecz,not that I thought there would be, the man's a shadow, a ghost a freak of human nature (did I mention he was the one who invited me to SOS:leaving: )
 
oh holy chit..it took me 4 trys to punch in da code tom get in da house..this old responseble chit sux..theres a major party at my house and I am at the parents house gettting ready to crash cuz i gotta work in da morning...frigin half naked chickes with tattooed boobies even,........
 
oh holy chit..it took me 4 trys to punch in da code tom get in da house..this old responseble chit sux..theres a major party at my house and I am at the parents house gettting ready to crash cuz i gotta work in da morning...frigin half naked chickes with tattooed boobies even,........

No starting IV's for you in the morning.
 
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