Some of these are pretty funny. FML website.

[Perlmudder]

http://www.fmylife.com/

 

[Perlmudder]

Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

 

[MarylandMark]

Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I really liked.

:sifone:

 

[Perlmudder]

:sifone:

uhoh...

 

[Perlmudder]

Today, after having waited for 3 long months, my girlfriend, who's really shy, finally gave me a blow job. Everything was fine until I said "You're really talented...". I probably shouldn't have added "Anyone would think you've been practising your whole life." FML

 

[Perlmudder]

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

 

[Sea-Dated]

Some of those are pretty funny......:sifone: