we now know what the Mi. racers do in the off season....

[phragle]

http://www.toledoonthemove.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=265698

Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 10:34 a.m.


SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) - A Saginaw County man has pleaded no contest to indecent exposure after police say he was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum.

The Saginaw News reports 29-year-old Jason Leroy Savage of Swan Creek Township entered the plea Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court.

A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt but will be treated as one at sentencing on March 25.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Defense attorney Philip Alexander Sturtz had no immediate comment

 

[Ratickle]

That's why some car washes are more than a quarter.....

 

[JJ Apache]

yuck. thats gross. :ack2: :ack2: :ack2:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I think this bears repeating...

"performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum"

I'm still freaking laughing about it. Talk about getting sucked off!

 

[phragle]

could leave a hickey on your dickey.... think the guy has one of those penis pump gizmos?? maybe the industrial version??

Reminds me of an old joke...what do you call a black chick with braces?? a black and decker percker wrecker

 

[Offshore Ginger]

Saginaw is only for queers and steers , and talk about SLUM CITY, GETTO , DRUGS . CRIME , WHORES , PIMPS AND NOT TO MENTION THE EDUCATION SYSTEM THAT HAS FALLEN TO THE WAYSIDE . I guess if you do not live in that city , consider yourself VERY LUCKY . GHETTOOOOOOOO.:26:

 

[MattBMiller]

I can't imagine being the cop pulling up to that scene, I think I would just have to laugh.

 

[Sea-Dated]

I can't imagine being the cop pulling up to that scene, I think I would just have to laugh.

No chit, it would take 20 minutes to coompose myself before I could arrest his perverted ass.......:rofl::rofl:

 

[Ms PatriYacht]

that just sucks:biggrinjester::rofl:

 

[Bobcat]

there are no car washes here

 

[cigdaze]

Times are tough. Hookers are getting expensive.

 

[Bobcat]

and not a single "stimulus package" joke:biggrinjester:

 

[cigdaze]

It goes without saying that he had a stimulated package.

 

[Chris]

This guy doesn't have a vacuum cleaner at home?

 

[Tony]

This guy doesn't have a vacuum cleaner at home?

he probably wanted some "strange"

 

[cigdaze]

This guy doesn't have a vacuum cleaner at home?

Why make such a deposit in your own machine?

 

[mosi]

This guy doesn't have a vacuum cleaner at home?

Wet vacs work best......
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.......errr...ahhh....well, that's what someone told me

:leaving:

 

[cigdaze]

Dry vacs work too, just got to lick it before you stick it.

 

[Ratickle]

Dry vacs work too, just got to lick it before you stick it.

Ahhhhh, nothing like the voice of experience......:sifone:

 

[cigdaze]

When the going gets tough...