A blonde walks into

[Bobcat]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which h ad its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is

 

[Bobthebuilder]

He, he. I can think of a few blondes I'm going to share that one with. Of coarse timing is everything so I will be careful. :rofl:

 

[Wrinkleface]

He, he. I can think of a few blondes I'm going to share that one with. Of coarse timing is everything so I will be careful. :rofl:

Have all the confidence in ya Buddy!!!!! Delivery will B "impotent" also!!!!!!!:26::rofl:

C ya in a few days Dude!!!!:sifone:

 

[old377guy]

just spit my coffee onto my desk:rofl:

 

[BBB725]

My daughter didn't get it, she had to look at it upside down:biggrinjester:

 

[phragle]

Ok Ma'am, I know exactly what you are talking about. please bend over the counter and I will get you one for free.

 

[DonMan]

That jokes as old as the lumps in grampa`s britches. . . :rofl:



I`ve been in the auto parts business about 20 years and have heard them all. That is a good one though.

 

[Scarab KV]

:rofl:
This is good ammo:biggrinjester:

 

[Ratickle]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which h ad its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is

So, you finally found someone who might go out with you?

 

[Perlmudder]

haha

 

[Sea-Dated]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Chris]

I had a friend that owned a couple of used car lots in urban areas. H eused to get guys coming in asking about GOOLIES. I asked hime what a Goolie was. He told me they were made by Pontial. I told him I'd nevber heard of it. So he showed me-

6000LE

Told me it was a regular occurrence.