What to do if seated next to a jerk on an airplane

LaughingCat

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> What to do if seated next to a jerk on an airplane...
>
>
> 1. Take out your laptop.
> 2. Slowly open your laptop.
> 3. Turn it on.
> 4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
> 5. Open your Internet browser.
> 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them, and then
> look up to the sky, or the heavens, if you will.
> 7. Breathe deeply and open the following site:
> http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
> 8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
 
Be prepared for that ouch to be your last words when a guy like me sitting behind you gets you by the neck. :)
 
That's funny, but not on a plane.........


I'd guess severe bodily harm would be heaped upon your body.....:ack2:
 
> What to do if seated next to a jerk on an airplane...
>
>
> 1. Take out your laptop.
> 2. Slowly open your laptop.
> 3. Turn it on.
> 4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
> 5. Open your Internet browser.
> 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them, and then
> look up to the sky, or the heavens, if you will.
> 7. Breathe deeply and open the following site:
> http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
> 8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

Dude, try that & let us know how that works out 4 ya!!!!:biggrinjester:
 
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