The job I just left...
Had the Maintenance Mgr that didn't know how to fix anything, but always whipped out the cell phone to call someone in to fix it, or started replacing parts and adjusting things at will until the machine came back online.
I mean to the point that he had a company come in to change all the air filters (just like your home furnace) once a month. About 2 hrs to change all the filters in the building.
He was also one that made most of his phone calls on the chitter.
Now, during the day, I drink a lot of water, at least two gallon per day, so naturally, I have to **** alot. Only one 3 stall bathroom in the building.
This guy would be on the chitter 3-4 times a day.
Ate lunch between 10:30 and 11:00, and then always had to leave to pick something up after lunch. We later found out he just drove around the block, and took a nap in his car.
He looked just like Cliff Claven from "Cheers". Acted just like him too - he KNOWS everything.
Also one of these guys that when you ask him about something, he has to tell you what state or country the company is in, and somebody's name at the company.