Bobcat
Founding Member
I had a dream last night that I had died and went to heaven.....
upon arriving at the pearly gates I noticed that there were millions and millions of clocks laying around with peoples names on them......
I asked St Peter what is the deal with all of the clocks........?
he said " every time you masturbate the clock moves forward one hour"
I looked around and saw Tim's clock and John's and sean's and even stecz's !
I asked where was ratickles clock?
he said it was in the office they are using it as a fan:leaving:
upon arriving at the pearly gates I noticed that there were millions and millions of clocks laying around with peoples names on them......
I asked St Peter what is the deal with all of the clocks........?
he said " every time you masturbate the clock moves forward one hour"
I looked around and saw Tim's clock and John's and sean's and even stecz's !
I asked where was ratickles clock?
he said it was in the office they are using it as a fan:leaving:
