Wee Weed Up

"When will birthers start saying that 'wee-weed up' is an old Kenyan Muslim saying?" wrote The Hill's Youngman on Twitter.
 
There were three boys all in third grade: a short boy, a tall boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the short boy got an idea.

"I know," he said, "we can play, ‘Who's Got the Biggest wee wee’".

"How do you play that?" asked the redneck.


"It's easy'' said the tall boy, "we can play it next recess."

So when recess time came, the three boys went outside.

"Alright," said the short boy, "Lets play."

The short boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants and whoever has the biggest wee wee wins 5 dollars from the others. And so the short boy pulled down his pants and the other two boys were impressed. Then the tall boy pulled down his pants. His wee wee was about the same size as the short boy's. As the redneck boy pulled his pants down, the other two boys stared in awe.

"You win for sure," they both said.

Later that day the redneck boy went home and his mother asked, "So did you make any new friends today?"

"Yup. I played this game called ‘Who's Got the Biggest wee wee’ and the other boys said I won because I'm a redneck."

His mother laughed and replied,
"No sweetie, you won because you're 23."
 
That dumbass cannot understand how people cannot be euphoric over him any more. It's all our fault for not understanding how really cool he is. The fact that he has done nothing but come up with asinine socialist plans is immaterial. This is the reason the Dems lose every single time they attain power. Welcome to 1994 Mr Obama.
 
Voter's remorse came more quickly than I expected.

Don't worry Ted... the people who got off of the couch to elect Him because it would be cool will be disillusioned enough to stay on the couch next time. There was no payoff for them this time.... next time they will sleep in.

Meanwhile... moderates who were unhappy enough with GB and were caught up in the hope hype will have plenty of opportunity to see the close relationship between liberal philosophy and socialist doctrine.
 
Wee Weed.

He could have meant that by late summer last year's crop is almost gone and people inside the beltway have to roll "pinners" to make their stash last. :D
 
I knew it all along :D

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I think someone needs to tell this guy he already won the election and he can stop campaigning. Every time he speaks he sounds like he is on still the campaign trail.
 
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