Wednesday Witticisms

Ratickle

Founding Member / Super Moderator
A while back when I was considerably younger I picked up a date at her parents' home.


I'd scraped together some money and took her to a fancy restaurant.:)


She ordered the most expensive items on the menu:
Shrimp cocktail, Lobster, and Champagne .:eek:


I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"


"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight.":03::03::03:





I said, "They have great desserts here as well.":kiss::sifone::kiss:..............................
 
I think this should be up for discussion. Or additions.........:) (Sure glad this doesn't apply to our forum......)

How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?:huh:


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".:cuss:

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.:dupe:

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.:banghead:

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and that their own light bulbs don't work.:sifone:

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.:bump:

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that Barak Obama isn't the brightest bulb.:iagree:

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.:)

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.:toetap05:


Total?????????
 
Dinner and desert sound like a good investment.
At least the second funny took the "spot light" off us Polacks
:)
I guess I will be safe until the ice cube jokes appear...
 
Dinner and desert sound like a good investment.
At least the second funny took the "spot light" off us Polacks
:)
I guess I will be safe until the ice cube jokes appear...


We may have to do an entire thread with the light bulb one.


I have some I can add already.......:)
 
this is all way off topic; I'm really offended; I hope we only talk about marine light bulbs in the future and yes I'd order her all the dessert she wanted.
 
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