Tuesday Teasers

[Ratickle]

Three Guys In A Truck

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Bobcat, Fund, and Buoy are riding in their truck, drinking beer, having a good ol' time.

Bobcat looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car so he pulls over.

Buoy and Fund are real nervous, "What do we do with our beers? We're in trouble!"

"No," Bobcat says, "just do this: pull the label off of your beer bottle and stick it to your forehead and let me do the talking."

So they all pull the labels off their beer bottles and stick 'em to their foreheads.

The policeman walks up and says, "You boys were swerving down the road. Have you been drinking?":toetap05:

Bobcat says, "Oh, no officer," and points to his forehead, "we're on the patch, trying to quit....:sifone:

 

[Ratickle]

Company Policy


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While most companies refrain from allowing consumption of alcohol on the premises, there are some arguments for changing that policy.
Reasons for allowing drinking at work include:


1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party.:seeya:

 

[JJ Apache]

Three Guys In A Truck

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Fund, Bobcat and Buoy are riding in their truck, drinking beer, having a good ol' time.

Fundy looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car, so he pulls over.

Buoy and Bobcat are real nervous. Bouy is supposed to be convalescing, and Bobcat's azz was half out the window..
"What do we do with our beers? We're in trouble!"

"No," Fundy says, "just do this: pull the label off of your beer bottle and stick it to your forehead and let ME do the talking."

So they all pull the labels off their beer bottles and stick 'em to their foreheads.

The policeman walks up and says, "You boys were swerving down the road. Have you been drinking?":toetap05:

Fundy says, "Oh, no Officer," and points to Bobcats forehead, "we're on the Patch, trying to quit....:sifone:

:reddevil:


That IS funny!

 

[clayinaustin]

Quote of the day... "The only B-word you should call a woman is Beautiful, because bitches love that!" :hurray:

 

[rschap1]

All good stuff !!