Thursday Titterers

[Ratickle]

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became
aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her
back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.:boobflash:

Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand
over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.

His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped
and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to
better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

“Why are you stopping”? she whispered.



:huh:



:huh:



:huh:




He whispered back, “I found the remote”.

 

[Ratickle]

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.:boobflash:


:hurray:


:hurray:


The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”:leaving:

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?”

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears.”

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural.:boobflash:
I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid.
Look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?”



:huh:



:huh:



Clearing his throat, he stammered… “Outside, when you said you heard someone coming… that was me.”:blush5::blush5::blush5:

 

[rschap1]

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