Thursday Titterers

[Ratickle]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; andyelled, "Come on, Baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!":boobflash::boobflash:

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down, and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers. Then she picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What
did she roll?"

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The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."

 

[Ratickle]

ANNOUNCEMENT

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because;

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Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.:drool5::boobflash::drool5:

 

[rschap1]

Both good ones!

 

[Blue Oval]

Good ones!!!

 

[Ratickle]

It's a tough audience around here.


I usually get 1 comment maybe.......



It's hard to find good "titterer" jokes for Thursdays.......

 

[old377guy]

Oh, i get it "Titterer" jokes. My mind is just so above the gutter.

 

[Ratickle]

Oh, i get it "Titterer" jokes. My mind is just so above the gutter.

You expect us to buy that line????????:toetap05:

 

[old377guy]

nah

 

[Ratickle]

nah

Nice try though.......

 

[1stoutlaw]

You guys are a riot !!!!

 

[Ratickle]

You can pitch in and "assist" anytime.......