Thursday Tales

[Ratickle]

A man named Marty called his son.

“Harry I have news to tell you, I know it’s going to upset you but I have made up my mind and there is nothing you can do about it. I have decided to divorce your mother.”

“But dad how can that be “the son asked “you have been married for 40 years, and you always seemed to get along? What happened suddenly?”:huh:

“Son, I have made up my mind, and I don’t want you to try to convince me out of it.”

“OK” the son responded “but promise me you won’t do anything until I come and talk to you in person, and I am going to tell all of my brothers and sisters to fly in also.”

"Alright” said the father “you have my word".

“Well” said Marty, hanging up and turning to his wife “I got them all to come visit like you wanted, and I didn’t even have to pay for the tickets.”

 

[Ratickle]

A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor.

After examining him the doctor took his wife aside, and said, “your husband has a very sensitive heart. I am afraid he’s not going to make it, unless you treat him like a king, which means you are at his every beck and call, 24 hours a day and that he doesn’t have to do anything himself."

On the way home the husband asked with a note of concern “what did he say?”:huh:

“Well”, the lady responded, “he said it looks like you probably won’t make it.”:reddevil: