Thursday funny

[45Sonic]

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets
married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in Canada. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

 

[seebeagle]

I always thought that was a push start button

 

[Wrinkleface]

I always thought that was a push start button

I have red push start buttons on my boat!!!!!!!:26:

 

[Sea-Dated]

:rofl::rofl:

 

[Davidmnc]

Nice!

 

[scottc]

Or maybe it's a kill switch? Turn them off.

 

[Buoy]

I was told it was because the husband was poking her in the forehead with his index finger and screaming
"WHY CAN'T WE EAT BEEF???" (with bacon of course:sifone