The Official Barack Obama Speech Drinking Game

[MacGyver]

The Official Barack Obama Speech Drinking Game

Take a Sip when
He Says:
- hope
- change
- community organizer
- Bush
- Hillary Clinton
or when:
- he says how much he loves America
- he tells a joke that actually makes you laugh
- he implicitly/explicitly compares himself to MLK
- compliments Michelle for being accomplished

Take a Gulp when:
He Says:
- Yes we can
- Iraq
- Kansas
- Cheney
- Bill Clinton
or when:
- he quotes a great American text or speech
- he talks about Joe Biden's lovely family
- he compares himself to JFK
- he compliments Michelle for being a good wife and mother

Take a Big Gulp when:
He Says:
- audacity
- glass ceiling
- bipartisan
- Rove
- swiftboat
or when:
- he quotes the Bible
- he uses the word "partisan" like it's a bad thing
- compliments a Republican (or Joe Lieberman)
- he compares himself to RFK

Chug when:
- he gratuitously compliments McCain's "service" and "courage"
- he jokes about John McCain's houses

Celebratory Toast if:
- he uses the word "partisan" like it's a good thing
- challenges McCain to a duel
- praises President Jimmy Carter
- he makes you cry

Finish Your Drink if:
- He mentions Reverend Jeremiah Wright
- He calls for Bush’s impeachment
- He threatens to bomb Iran.

 

[BBB725]

Ever been to a Bob party?

 

[MacGyver]

Guess I don't know what a Bob party is :huh:

 

[MacGyver]

Google was no help either.

 

[MarylandMark]

Most wouldn't get past the 1st 8 minutes in that game...

 

[DollaBill]

I just organized a party to do this. I'm going to TIVO it. I'll keep track of how long it takes to get wrecked

 

[phragle]

bob newhart show, anytime somebody says bob you drink

 

[MacGyver]

bob newhart show, anytime somebody says bob you drink

Then I can say, no, I have never been to a Bob party.

 

[MacGyver]

I just organized a party to do this. I'm going to TIVO it. I'll keep track of how long it takes to get wrecked

Excellent! :cheers2:

 

[BBB725]

bob newhart show, anytime somebody says bob you drink

Yep and they are nasty, you can't believe how many times they say "Bob" on that show:biggrinjester:

You could do the same thing with Obama if he isn't reading a speech and has to answer a question, listen to how many times he says "you know"


The worst Obama performance for use of the tongue virus, "you know," was the August 16, 2008 interview with Rev. Rick Warren when Obama invoked "you know" forty times. :biggrinjester:

 

[MacGyver]

Y'know that'll get you wasted quick.

 

[MacGyver]

Anyone drunk yet?

 

[OldSchool]

You forgot when he says "Look":cheers2::cheers2:

That's at the beginning of every sentence!!!

 

[old377guy]

Ever been to a Bob party?

you just had to bring it up, didn't ya?

 

[RollWithIt]

Remember the Smurf's?? You drink everytime those little blue deamons say smurf anything... Smashed within a half hour..

Or you can drink to Family Guy. Any time they have a memory flashback, an omage to another tv show, trisha tokanowa or Quagmire goes gigity you drink.. You chug if the evil monkey appears. There might be more, but I was pretty wasted by the end. lol