I like the TextsFromLastNight.com stuff. But it's obvious the people texting are my kid's age. Here's something more my speed. I'm not quite there myself, but I can see it just over that crest in the road 
http://www.facebook.com/pages/$hitMyDadSays/223123485280
http://twitter.com/$hitmydadsays
(sorry- you're going to have to replace the $ with an S to get the links to work)
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http://www.facebook.com/pages/$hitMyDadSays/223123485280
http://twitter.com/$hitmydadsays
(sorry- you're going to have to replace the $ with an S to get the links to work)
This is the description-
I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down $hit that he says.