Texas plans to separate from US - NO JOKE

Alright Clay. Here's the offer. If you get a photo of some Claymates on the boat with "We love Clay" written across their bare chests or nakes butts, i will walk up to my wife, lift her face towards mine and flick her in the nose.

And no photo shopping. SOS has access tot he FBI Crime and Forensics lab.

You da man!

You mean something like this? The pic was taken in Seattle. :p
 

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I believe the statistics show 70% of all new jobs created in the nation last year were in Texas. Don't remember where I heard that.

That was part of Gov. Perry's speech on state's rights and the 10th amendment. Can't beat Texas. Even if he is just yelling political rhetoric, at least he said what most Texans have been thinking.
 
I can't Move to Texas, I don't Speak Spanish..:26:







But I did visit it to Galveston.:biggrinjester:
 

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If Texas was to secede they would have a harder time keeping the border jumpers from the north out than they would the south. I told the GF today to start packing the chit up we are moving to TExas. Even if nothing really happens, it is nice to see a politician with enough nuts to say what many of us are thinking.
 
Can you tell me the date of the Clay Austin Poker Run? Its one I dont plan on missing. Ill bring 500 ones!
 
I thought there was nothing from Texas but queers and steers ????

Just kidding :D I love it down there. Was just down there about a month ago, it was bittersweet, I remembered how much I loved it down there, but reminded me of the reason I used to spend so much time down there (ex-girlfriend :( )
 
If Texas was to secede they would have a harder time keeping the border jumpers from the north out than they would the south. I told the GF today to start packing the chit up we are moving to TExas. Even if nothing really happens, it is nice to see a politician with enough nuts to say what many of us are thinking.

Kind of like the Looties that jump on the city bus after an accident?
 
Here's the problem. . . Texas boil over when a politician doesn't wear an American flag pin. Texas go nuts if someone doesn't recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Riddle me this Batman, if the Pledge of Allegiance says "One Nation, under God, IDIVISIBLE. . ." and Texas secedes from the union, would that create a humongous amount of hypocrites wearing 10 gallon hats?

Just wondering.

And Clay, damn you for having that photo, I flicked the wife on the arm. If you get them naked doing the same thing, nose shot is coming.
 
Just one last thought, should Texas be planning how they will help the Republican party get back into paower, not how to pick up their toys and leave? The school yard bully is picking on Republicans/Conservatism and Texas wants to lead us through the hole in the gate. Let's buck up and be leaders.

Ok, rant and ramble over.
 
OK, just to show I think Texas are bright, here's my joke of the day:

A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I’ll bet you don’t have anything like this in Texas.
The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it.
 
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