Sunday Snorters......

[Ratickle]

A Mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Cigarette boat when he spotted a well known Cardiologist entering his shop.

The Cardiologist was standing waiting for the Service Manager to have a look at his boat when the Mechanic shouted across the shop- " Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The Cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the Mechanic was working on the boat.

The Mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, " So Doc take a look at this engine. I open it's heart, take out the valves, repair any damage and then put them back in, when I finish it works just like new.

So..... How come I make around $40 k a year and you get around $1.7m when you and I are basically doing the same work?"

The Cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over then whispered to the Mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running!!!!!!"

 

[Ratickle]

20 some years ago I was about to get married.

The wedding was in just a few days or so.

I stopped by my girlfriends house to pick her up on a Friday night date.
The house was empty except for her younger sister.
Now my girlfriend was pretty nice looking and her little sister was equally pretty.
This night she was wearing shortie shorts and a little skimpy white tee shirt.:boobflash:

She had a little more make up on that I remembered her using too.

Anyhow she told me that nobody was home and nobody was expected back home for about 2 hours.
She said she had always liked me alot and since I was going to be marrying her sister soon and I'd be " off limits" after the wedding, well, maybe we could go upstairs and just one time have a roll in the hay.
My knees began to tremble and I felt a bead of sweat run down my back.
She was really looking good.:drool5:

I turned on my heel and shot straight out the front door the way I came in only to find my future father-in-law, mother-in-law and girlfriend standing outside.

Her Dad hugged me and said, " Son, I'm glad to see you make the right decision, welcome to the family!!"







The moral of the story is : Always keep your condoms in the glove box.:rofl: