I shot a girl in the face once, she woke up *****ing about her eyes being glued shut. Being an experienced medic, I told her to take shower and make breakfast. Months later she wouldn't leave. I had to kick her out.
I'm glad Nick didn't post that until after lunch, and I didn't read it until I got home.
I would have had to explain why I was laughing so hard to the sweet little church going lady that runs our testing dept. that has a desk ten foot from mine...
Fund, you must have your own office away from the nuns.
I shot a girl in the face once, she woke up *****ing about her eyes being glued shut. Being an experienced medic, I told her to take shower and make breakfast. Months later she wouldn't leave. I had to kick her out.