Snow tonight???!!!! Really?? uhg

[cuda]

Wanting toys is why my alarm goes off every morning t

Mine goes off due to my bad habit of trying to eat at least every other day.

 

[cuda]

How are you going to be happy in a trailer witout Toys, boats, booze, and loose women?? Cuda..you cannot live by Jerry Springer alone...

You can have plenty of booze and loose women in a trailer.
I feel like Jimmy Buffett said about mobile homes:

They're ugly and square,
They don't belong here,
They looked lot better as beer cans.