Senior Driver

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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" :ack2:
 
Senior drivers can do some interresting things sometimes. they're fun to watch, but maybe not in the car right next to them
 
just inthe last week.....

merged onto the freeway wednesday, person in front of me merged into the slow lane at 30mph.....FAACK!!......70 yr old woman

driving down same freeway Friday, popped out from behind a truck in the centre lane to hit an offramp, almost rear ended an old man doing 45 in the slow lane

my buddy was telling me on the weekend......he was out brushing the snow off his car at the same time his father in law was leaving who was parked right behind him in the driveway.....his father i-law drops it into forward instead of reverse goes ahead4ft and hits my buddies car......my buddy was behind the car brushing the snow off the trunk 15sec earlier.....

decades of riding motorcycles taught me to steer well clear of old people in cars

they may have good driving records but they have no idea of the caos theyve caused behind them
 
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" :ack2:



I got that one the other day, then I sent it to some of my friends who are couples after I used their names in the joke. Makes it even funnier.
 
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" :ack2:

Must be the father of the baby nursing cell phone talking "aint doin nuttin wrong" driver that was on the news today
 
I got that one the other day, then I sent it to some of my friends who are couples after I used their names in the joke. Makes it even funnier.


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