Saturday Snorters

[Ratickle]

Two gay men decide to have a baby.

They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially
inseminated with it.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.

A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.

Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the
happy child as theirs.

“Isn’t it wonderful?” one gay says to the other.

“All these unhappy babies …. and yet our baby is so happy. This just
proves the superiority of gay love!”














The nurse says, “Oh sure, he’s happy now, but just watch what happens when
I pull the thermometer out of his arse!”:ack2:

 

[Ratickle]

Little Johnny is walking by his parent’s bedroom when he hears a lot of noise. He opens the door and sees his dad with his mom bent over the dresser having sex. Dad looks at Little Johnny and smiles, gives him a wink and motions for Johnny to leave the room, so he does.:leaving:






A few minutes later dad is walking past Little Johnny’s bedroom and hears a noise. He opens the door to see Little Johnny with grandma bent over the dresser having sex.







Little Johnny looks at dad and smiles, winks at him and says, “It’s not so funny when it’s YOUR momma, is it?:toetap05::toetap05: