Obama jokes

[gerritm]

I don't care who you are, these are funny and sadly true.:smash:

Q: Have you heard about McDonalds’ new Obama Value Meal?



A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?



A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?



A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners. :ack2:

 

[clayinaustin]

What's the difference between God and Obama?

God doesn't think he's Obama.

 

[gerritm]

What's the difference between Obama and his dog Bo?


Bo has papers.

 

[Fountain38SC]

President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer explained to him, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses." Obama angrily replied, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's ass?" The farmer answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's ass. It's hard to fool them flies though."

 

[Wardey]

Oh boy. Any minute now.......:lurk5:

 

[waterboy222]

hahah, that last one has been changed for every president ever!

 

[Sea-Dated]

:rofl::rofl:

 

[Fountain38SC]

Obama is to statesmanship as an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

 

[Steve 1]

Obama, We go to Hawaii Next!