Moron of the week.

I'm 38, been skateboarding since I was 10 and still skate now, though not as aggressively. I ate lunch at a pizza place yesterday watching guys at least 30 years old build up speed through a busy parking lot and do ollie rail slides across a handrail. These guys should have been at work somewhere but no they were filming videos like the ones posted here. As I was eating, I kept thinking I would see a rail slide turned into a nutsack slide down the rail............sure enough baggy pants, nutsack railslide happened. Guy limped slowly back to his 80's Ford Taurus (missing hubcaps, lots of surfer/skater stickers, purple faded window tint).

As I get older...........when you feel yourself about to do something stupid....... S T O P!
 
I'm 38, been skateboarding since I was 10 and still skate now, though not as aggressively. I ate lunch at a pizza place yesterday watching guys at least 30 years old build up speed through a busy parking lot and do ollie rail slides across a handrail. These guys should have been at work somewhere but no they were filming videos like the ones posted here. As I was eating, I kept thinking I would see a rail slide turned into a nutsack slide down the rail............sure enough baggy pants, nutsack railslide happened. Guy limped slowly back to his 80's Ford Taurus (missing hubcaps, lots of surfer/skater stickers, purple faded window tint).

Early retirement.
Cool.:rolleyes:
 
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