Monica's Back!!

[Bobcat]

It's been nearly 15 years since her summer of fame.....

After a relaxing bath… Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror.

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help…

“God… If you take away my love handles, I’ll devote my life to You,” she prayed.

And…Just like that!

Her ears fell off!

 

[old377guy]

I'd tell the missus that joke, but I've become rather fond of her "love handles"

 

[rschap1]

Excellent!!!

 

[clayinaustin]

Really? Eight years of "W" and two more of "Barry" and you bring up a Clinton joke?

What year is it in Key West? 1995?

 

[Big Time]

Hahaha....not bad.

 

[fund razor]

Really? Eight years of "W" and two more of "Barry" and you bring up a Clinton joke?

What year is it in Key West? 1995?

That was a Lewinsky joke.
Here, I'll make it a Clinton joke:

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It's been nearly 15 years since his summer of fame.....

After a relaxing bath… Bill Clinton was looking at himself, nude in a mirror.

His frustration over his lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing him.

In an act of desperation, he decided to call on God for help…

“God… If you take away my ugly, extra baggage, I’ll devote my life to You,” he prayed.

And…Just like that!

Hillary keeled over like a Whitewater witness!

 

[Bobcat]

Really? Eight years of "W" and two more of "Barry" and you bring up a Clinton joke?

What year is it in Key West? 1995?

Judging by my cold weather clothes it's 1990!:biggrinjester:

That was a Lewinsky joke.
Here, I'll make it a Clinton joke:

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It's been nearly 15 years since his summer of fame.....

After a relaxing bath… Bill Clinton was looking at himself, nude in a mirror.

His frustration over his lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing him.

In an act of desperation, he decided to call on God for help…

“God… If you take away my ugly, extra baggage, I’ll devote my life to You,” he prayed.

And…Just like that!

Hillary keeled over like a Whitewater witness!

Amen!